Because the old one was, well, old.
Life's finally pretty good, I graduated college and got a "real job", so there's no more worrying about tests and studying, just work and play. I now have proper time to work out and create strange artwork, but enough about me. I'm sure you're all reading this journal in the hopes that I would show you a picture of my amazing new lamp I found at a thrift store.
BEHOLD. THE GLORIOUS FIVE DOLLAR SEMI-BROKEN MONKEY LAMP: http://i.imgur.com/9JEmTPl.jpg
Tune in next week for another episode titled, "Andrew considers cleaning his room"!
spoiler alert: I have to clean my room or my girlfriend will dump me.